"Smelly boy, what do you want to do? What does it have to do with me? I’m sorry. There’s nothing wrong with your head?"
"Of course not. As for why I’m sorry, you didn’t say you couldn’t find a woman like a flower before. I’m your descendant, so it’s a little sorry for your name." Li Yi vowed to say.
Wuji really doesn’t want to say anything. This boy simply remembers the side branches and leaves, and he taught him the formula at noon. He didn’t remember what he said at noon, so he remembered it. As a result, Wuji didn’t say anything.
Better. What? Li Yi never thought that he should do something.
For a long time, Li Yi finally thought of it. Can I kiss it? Can I touch it?
Li Yi was going to kiss her, and just before she kissed her lips, a voice almost scared Li Yi to death.
"Son, said hurry up to sleep, why don’t you sleep? It is impossible to sleep late. " Everyone must know who the owner of this voice is, that is, Li Yi’s mother.
It’s too bad to call me at this time.
"Well, I’ll sleep soon. What’s the hurry?" Li Yi said.
Li Yi pushed Li Lu again, but she was still motionless.
"Old man, is there any way you can wake her up?"
Wuji smiled twice and said, "Of course I’m gone. How could I not?"
"Old man, share it quickly, or you won’t get up tomorrow."
"Boy, in fact, this method is very simple, depending on whether you like it or not." Wuji said with a smile.
"Nonsense, how can I not do it? I still want to sleep, and I don’t want my mother to teach me a lesson."
"There are two ways. The first one is to grab her boobs, make sure it works, and definitely wake up." Wuji couldn’t help laughing.
"It seems to be a good idea, and I can still take advantage of it, but it will be bad if I get a rebound. Besides, I am a gentleman, how can I do that? Only a lecherous like you can come up with this way."
"Food color is also."
Li Yi said nothing, because one day he would say this sentence himself, and it would be a tragedy if he said nothing again.
"Old man, I won’t bicker with you. Let’s talk about the second method. I still feel that the first one is not suitable for me." Li Yi touched his head and said.
"Well, in fact, the second one will also cause a rebound, but the size of the rebound is up to you."
"Don’t say those useless things first, or my mother will lecture me again later."
"The second method is what girls use-pinch, understand?"
"Are you asking me to wake her up?" Li Yi asked with a little doubt.
"Bingo."
"Old man, I doubt whether you are sealed or not. How do you know all modern words?" Li Yi thought about this problem before, but he didn’t understand it at all.
"Didn’t I watch your whole life? To put it simply, I learned from you." Li Yi’s question was finally solved.
Pinch her, according to her personality, will I be greatly hurt?
It seems that I don’t even know all about her personality, except that she loves to eat delicious food. I must know more about it in the future, which is simply too great.
Li Yi began his own ideological struggle. Pinch, once you get a big rebound, you may directly empty your blood volume and kill it. If you don’t pinch, what you have to face is that you can’t sleep, and you have to be taught a lesson by your mother later.
It’s a very difficult multiple-choice question. I should find a schoolmaster in my class to solve it. What should I choose?
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Chapter 23 That thing about sleeping
"Li Yi, hurry up." Li Yi’s mother’s voice came again.
"Right away, take off your clothes." Li Yi replied.
Anyway, if I don’t turn off the light for a while, my mother will really come over and teach herself a lesson.
As a result, Li Yi chose to pinch and bounce back, certainly not as terrible as mom.
Li Yi pinched Li Lu’s pink skin, but Li Lu didn’t move, just the same.
Really? Did you sleep like that? Li Yiyou gave it a hard pinch.
"Pain, pain, don’t choke." Li Lu patted off Li Yi’s hand with her hand.
"What were you doing just now? How can I call you? You don’t even get up. " Li Yi said.
"I was so tired just now that I fell asleep. Why?" Li Lu asked.
"You have to turn off the lights later. You have to go to bed. Get ready." Li Yi walked to the front of the light switch and said.
"Oh, just sleep." Li Lu seems to be really not picky.
Li Yi turned off the light and lay on the bed, thinking about what she had done today.
"Old man, is it right or wrong for you to preach Chen Mingxiu?"
"Do you believe me?" Wuji didn’t answer Li Yi’s question, but asked Li Yi a question.
Li Yi smiled faintly and said, "What don’t I believe in you? You are not me, and I don’t need you to save my life. Although we are two thoughts, what can’t I believe?"
"Since you believe me, let me make it clear that you are a talented person, and although Chen Ming is not as smart as you, he is not bad. In comparison, he is also better than the ordinary person who fixes the truth, and he will definitely meet his own big opportunity and step into the journey of fixing the truth. He is likely to become your biggest helper."
"The old man, how do you see, how can I not see? Also, what kind of magic statue are you? You never speak clearly. " Li Yi said.
"Can see that this is a very normal thing, practice to a certain ability, if I can’t, that’s not normal. It takes too much time to listen to me. It is estimated that you will not be able to go to school tomorrow. When you have time that day, I will tell you. "
"Don’t talk less a day, don’t talk at all, yes, that makes a tower." Li Yi finally remembered this idiom.
"Well, what do you want to listen to today?"
"You can tell me first what position you have in the fix true boundary, and what you do every day!
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"I, in fact, have nothing to do every day, that is, I bully those so-called right path practitioners every day."
"Then what position do you have in the field of fixing truth?"
"I am the head of the infinite gate, and all the sects have to listen to me."
"If I go to the infinite gate now, what will be the treatment?"
"The treatment is not generally high." Wuji said with a smile.
"Let’s call it a day and talk about it tomorrow. I need to sleep, too." Promise added.
Suddenly, a hand around Li Yi’s waist.
Li Yi almost scared the daylights out of him. He sleeps alone, so it won’t be a ghost. Even if it appears, it doesn’t matter. He still has magic gas to protect himself.
Yes, why didn’t the magic gas protector defend itself? Arguably, the magic gas protector will only defend against those who want to attack me, and those who don’t have this idea should not defend.
This ghost doesn’t want to attack me?